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Candy: Candy!
Cora: Cora!
Seedy: Seedy!
It’s the Apple Sisters Variety Show
Riding the waves to your radio
We’re here tonight, as you can see
The Apple don’t fall far from tree
Our skin is smooth, clothes are crisp
We’re as tart as our granny smith
When the apple dropped on Newton that was gravity
Who needs Einstein’s theory, we’ve got relativity
Cora: I’m deep to the core, the test confirmed/Sweet and delicious and free of worms
Seedy: From the ground to the Garden of Eve/Get your serpent outta my tree!
Candy: Sweet and sugary as Apple juice/Don’t pass me
up b/c I’m bruised
Cora: From Okifanoke to ol’ Osh Gosh
Seedy: Take a mega bite from my MacIntosh
Candy: Leave the dishes in the sink
We’re Golden Delicious don’t you think
We’re the Apple Sisters
To all you misters
Ouch I got a blister
Panties in a twister
Go ahead an fister (what)
The Apple Sisters Variety Show!
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Trick or Treat
02:30
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Corndy (Remastered)
01:22
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Three Little Merry Murderers
Walking down the lane
Walking down the lane
X2
They’ll twinkle their eyes
And charm you with grace
Act cute and surprised
But never look at their face
We were clawed by (the merry murderers are dancing in the mirror)
A hundred bunch of feral cats
our face got melted off
by a balmy burning butter vat
Three Little Merry Murderers
Walking down the lane
Walking down the lane
x2
We'll giggle and we'll smile
Run when you chase
Have fun for a while
But never look at our face!
Oh no Oh no Oh no!
3 Merry Murderers walking down the lane
x2
Three Little Merry Murderers
Killing down the lane
Killing down the lane
x2
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Please Don't Kill Us
04:20
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Please please please…don’t kill us!
(la la la la la)
Please put don’t the murdering weapon
(la)
Please please please…don’t murder!
(la la la la la)
Cause that would be very very bad
(murder is considering not killing us)
We see that you are mad
Maybe ‘cause your sad
We could give you treats
And massage your feet
(murder sits and listens)
But…
Please please please…don’t strangle
(la la la la la)
Please please please….don’t stab
(la)
Please please please…don’t turn us into a jack-o-lantern
(la la la la la)
Cause that would be very very bad
(murderer considers it, than changes his mind and starts chasing the girls)
(Pick up the tempo)
No no no no no no no noooooo!
Seedy: I’ve got some much to live for
My sisters to care for
I need to act more saintly
Before you obliterate meeeeeeee-AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(murderer stabs Seedy)
(adorable)
Oh Oh Oh…you killed me
(cough cough cough cough cough)
Oh oh oh…I’m burning
(cough)
Oh oh oh…I’m melting
Goodbye Cora, Candy, cause now I’m singed.
(girls freak out)
(murderer goes after cora)
No no no no no nono nono nonono
Cora: Ha, you can’t see me
I’ve got invisibility,
Here’s my hand and here’s my knee
Wait! He can see meeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(murderer kills cora)
Oh Oh Oh…you killed me
(cough cough cough cough cough)
Oh oh oh…I’m burning
(cough)
Oh oh oh…I’m melting
Goodluck Candy, cause now I’m dead.
Candy: NO no no no nononono
(ballad)
What have I done to deserve this?
My sisters flesh on my hands
I should have told them I love them
And that I wish I was a man…
Mr Murderer, you will pay
But the jack-o-latern haunts me
Mr Murderer here’s your dooms day
But the jack-o-latern haunts me
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