Candy: Candy! Cora: Cora! Seedy: Seedy! It’s the Apple Sisters Variety Show Riding the waves to your radio We’re here tonight, as you can see The Apple don’t fall far from tree Our skin is smooth, clothes are crisp We’re as tart as our granny smith When the apple dropped on Newton that was gravity Who needs Einstein’s theory, we’ve got relativity Cora: I’m deep to the core, the test confirmed/Sweet and delicious and free of worms Seedy: From the ground to the Garden of Eve/Get your serpent outta my tree! Candy: Sweet and sugary as Apple juice/Don’t pass me up b/c I’m bruised Cora: From Okifanoke to ol’ Osh Gosh Seedy: Take a mega bite from my MacIntosh Candy: Leave the dishes in the sink We’re Golden Delicious don’t you think We’re the Apple Sisters To all you misters Ouch I got a blister Panties in a twister Go ahead an fister (what) The Apple Sisters Variety Show!

Three Little Merry Murderers Walking down the lane Walking down the lane X2 They’ll twinkle their eyes And charm you with grace Act cute and surprised But never look at their face We were clawed by (the merry murderers are dancing in the mirror) A hundred bunch of feral cats our face got melted off by a balmy burning butter vat Three Little Merry Murderers Walking down the lane Walking down the lane x2 We'll giggle and we'll smile Run when you chase Have fun for a while But never look at our face! Oh no Oh no Oh no! 3 Merry Murderers walking down the lane x2 Three Little Merry Murderers Killing down the lane Killing down the lane x2

Please please please…don’t kill us! (la la la la la) Please put don’t the murdering weapon (la) Please please please…don’t murder! (la la la la la) Cause that would be very very bad (murder is considering not killing us) We see that you are mad Maybe ‘cause your sad We could give you treats And massage your feet (murder sits and listens) But… Please please please…don’t strangle (la la la la la) Please please please….don’t stab (la) Please please please…don’t turn us into a jack-o-lantern (la la la la la) Cause that would be very very bad (murderer considers it, than changes his mind and starts chasing the girls) (Pick up the tempo) No no no no no no no noooooo! Seedy: I’ve got some much to live for My sisters to care for I need to act more saintly Before you obliterate meeeeeeee-AAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (murderer stabs Seedy) (adorable) Oh Oh Oh…you killed me (cough cough cough cough cough) Oh oh oh…I’m burning (cough) Oh oh oh…I’m melting Goodbye Cora, Candy, cause now I’m singed. (girls freak out) (murderer goes after cora) No no no no no nono nono nonono Cora: Ha, you can’t see me I’ve got invisibility, Here’s my hand and here’s my knee Wait! He can see meeeeeeeeeeeeeee-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (murderer kills cora) Oh Oh Oh…you killed me (cough cough cough cough cough) Oh oh oh…I’m burning (cough) Oh oh oh…I’m melting Goodluck Candy, cause now I’m dead. Candy: NO no no no nononono (ballad) What have I done to deserve this? My sisters flesh on my hands I should have told them I love them And that I wish I was a man… Mr Murderer, you will pay But the jack-o-latern haunts me Mr Murderer here’s your dooms day But the jack-o-latern haunts me